-Wish Game-

See sticky 'Guidelines and How to Play'.

I wish Link was my boyfriend.

Granted, however Link realizes he's not gay. Or Bisexual.

I wish for waffles..

Bah, ruined.

Granted, but they're burnt black and soaked in water.

I wish for an uncorrputable wish.

Granted, but you didn't wish for anything specific, therefore, you don't really get a wish, which results in an uncorruptable wish.

I wish for Abo to come to life! >

Granted, but he comes to life far away from you, underground in an onion patch. Due to the lack of air, he suffocates and dies, and is later discovered and eaten in harvest season.

I wish for blue hair.

Granted, but then your hair starts to fall off..

I wish for food.. anything edible!

It turns out that duck rectum is a delicacy in some parts of the world. Your house now smells awful.

I wish to be the master of the throne of lies.

Granted, but by some mysterious mistake, you told the truth and is forced out of the throne..

I wish for a bath tub!

Granted! You now have a bathtub in your living room, that isn't connected to pipes or any type of water flow.

I wish I could draw.

Granted, but your drawing comes to life and kills you. :D

I wish I could have super fast internet..

Granted, but your router breaks and your internet stays the same speed.

I wish for eternal darkness.

Granted but you will never, ever, see anything but the darkness again.

I wish for a better tablet. D:

[That's a bad thing? O_o]

Granted, but your computer can't process the top of the line hardware and you're forced to either buy a new computer or tablet.

I wish that I had more games for my PS3.

(Yes, you can never play LoZ again.. :D)

Granted, but then your PS3 broke so bad, that it can't be repaired.

I wish for a flying carpet..

You ride it, but the sudden exposure to the sun after years of dwelling in your room cause you to develop skin cancer, of which you die a slow painful death of.

I wish I had someone to make me bagels because I've made like 3 already and I'm still hungry.

Granted, but then that person makes poisoned bagels, and.. well.. : )

I wish I had a cooler cellphone with more games.

Granted, but it costs three times as much, and you have to sell your new computer and tablet to buy it.

I wsh I had your old cellphone.

Granted, but then my father suddenly calls on that cellphone and all hell breaks loose.

I wish I had more books to read..

Granted, but you invest in so many books that you run out of savings, and eventually your house is completely overrun by BOOKS! You can't move, you can't sleep, and you can't even grab a book to read because every tiny space is full.

I wish I never had to sleep.

Granted, but you always seem to feel so tired...

I wish I could watch TV in the comforts of my own bed..

Granted, but you only get in one second of watching time before the TV explodes, and you are unable to acquire a new one to watch from your bed.

I wish I could finally watch and understand Big O.

Granted. You watch and carefully analyze every aspect of the story, looking over every detail with care, until you finally come to a conclusion. The whole thing is a giant crock of shit and the story is only there to distract from the giant robot fights.

I wish Terry would play Sailor Moon in the redub.

Granted, however after a day of finalizing the deal and payment, Terry falls ill and is unable to speak anymore.

I wish I could eat without gaining weight, and keeping healthy.

Granted, but then your wait shifts into your butt. So your still the same weight but you have a huge butt.

I wish for endless food.

Granted, but then you die, therefore not enjoying your endless supply of food.

I WISH HERMS COULD SPELL 'WEIGHT' RIGHT.